So yeh you are that kind of a man, or at least wanna be, but there are no shops stocking Hotmilk in your area (crying shame!).
Well in that case you’ve got a raft of online stores to choose from on the Hotmilk stockists page. Without the help of the sales girls you’ll be flying solo here so getting the size right might be a tad more perilous. Just check their returns policy in case you totally screw it up. See if they gift-wrap too - yeah something else you’d probably screw up.