The other day I had lunch with two of my girl friends. One is engaged, one is newlywed and I have been married for 10+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing black lingerie, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to swap notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night when my fiance came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams!’ Then we made passionate love all night long..
The newlywed: Me too! The other night I met my new husband at his office and I was wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black lingerie, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all Night.
Then I had to share my Story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black lingerie, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What’s for Dinner, Batman?”